In this one, the first 40 minutes are just the ladies on a rooftop in Williamsburg, throwing rotten vegetables at the 20-somethings below. Then Miranda does a $12-million Kickstarter to fund her new boutique law firm. Charlotte fires her household staff. Samantha has sex with some men. Carrie, now single, writes a column for XO Jane and, whilst picking up her $45 check in the office, meets Lena Dunham and then goes home and hangs herself. Sounds good, can’t wait!
Being in LA, I totally missed out on all the exciting East Coast earthquake hysteria today. But I can only imagine that in a moment of personal chaos that I, too, would be thinking about Punky Brewster.
(Props to The Awl for this round-up of earthquake react on Twitter, which is the funniest thing you’ll read today.)