“We’re guessing that by the time her boyfriend found her, she had been inhaling cocoa butter and eucalyptus fumes for over 45 minutes,” Jones continued. “One more Buf-Puf of jasmine serum and it would have been too late.”
I have no idea why I think it is so hilarious, but two years later, I still cannot look at the headline and the photo without laughing. The fun fact is that Giamatti actually lives near me in Brooklyn, and I once saw him on the street and laughed at him because I instantly thought of this headline. I am sure he thought I was a crazy person, but it would have been too complicated to say, “It’s not you, Paul Giamatti. It’s that Onion headline!” Ah, neighborly regrets.
OAK BROOK, ILTouting its latest menu offering as a grizzled, tough, and brashly exciting dining option, McDonalds CEO Don Thompson officially launched the companys new six-piece Chicken NcNoltes meal at a press event Wednesday.
I am really disappointed in the art for this piece, though I am amused by just imagining a box of tiny Nick Noltes.