Posts tagged The Onion
“We’re guessing that by the time her boyfriend found her, she had been inhaling cocoa butter and eucalyptus fumes for over 45 minutes,” Jones continued. “One more Buf-Puf of jasmine serum and it would have been too late.”
Girlfriend Overdoses on Lotion (via The Onion)
Paul Giamatti landed a new FX pilot today, which gives me the excuse to publish one of my all time favorite headlines from The Onion: "Exhausted Paul Giamatti to Paul Giamatti From Home Today."
I have no idea why I think it is so hilarious, but two years later, I still cannot look at the headline and the photo without laughing. The fun fact is that Giamatti actually lives near me in Brooklyn, and I once saw him on the street and laughed at him because I instantly thought of this headline. I am sure he thought I was a crazy person, but it would have been too complicated to say, “It’s not you, Paul Giamatti. It’s that Onion headline!” Ah, neighborly regrets.